*Is your almost-relationship fated by the cosmos—or doomed by your star signs? Take this quiz to find out if your situationship was written in the stars or if the universe is trying to send you a big, flashing neon warning sign.
1. What’s your sun sign?
A) Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)
B) Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)
C) Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)
D) Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)
2. Your situationship’s communication style is:
A) “Good morning” texts—then disappears for three days
B) Essays about their childhood traumas
C) Memes, GIFs, and an occasional “u up?”
D) Detailed plans for your wedding…by week two
3. The last time you hung out IRL:
A) Involved tequila shots and an existential debate
B) Was a ‘hot girl walk’ that turned into a therapy session
C) You only remember the pool, the stars, and maybe karaoke?
D) Ended with a DTR talk… that solved nothing
4. When things get weird, your vibe is:
A) Block and delete
B) “Let’s talk it out” (over a matcha)
C) Post a cryptic quote on IG Stories
D) Obsessively stalking their birth chart compatibility
5. Your situationship’s go-to excuse:
A) “Sorry, just really busy with work/my band/my ex’s dog.”
B) “I’m just not ready for anything serious.”
C) “I’m an Aquarius. Commitment is…not my thing.”
D) “Mercury is in retrograde, babe.”
Mostly A’s:
Cosmic Chaos!
You’re drawn to drama like a moth to a Scottsdale bonfire. Your situationship is fueled by passion…and probably a little bit of delusion. If it’s written in the stars, those stars are definitely in retrograde.
Mostly B’s:
Grounded, But Complicated
You crave stability, but your situationship keeps flipping the script. Maybe it’s meant to teach you patience—or maybe it’s time to swipe on.
Mostly C’s:
Flirty & Fated
You’re living for the thrill! Your love life is more plot twists than a Gemini’s group chat. This might not be “forever,” but it’s definitely fun while it lasts.
Mostly D’s:
Manifesting the Meaningful You’re searching for soulmate energy and the connection. But watch out: sometimes your birth chart obsession is just romanticizing a red flag.
Share your results and tag @LoveSexScottsdale!
Because if it’s not on IG, did your situationship even happen?