Hot weather, hotter takes. Because fate is cute, but strategy is sexier. Summer in LA isn’t about finding love. It’s about finding air- conditioning, a situationship with pool access, and someone to share a spicy tuna on crispy rice with before ghosting season hits in September. But if you’re wondering how to shoot your shot without accidentally entering a relationship—or worse, looking desperate—let the stars give you your summer strategy.
Aries — Make the First Move. Loudly.
Confidence is your kink. You see someone hot at The Bungalow? Walk up. Flirt recklessly. Leave them dazed and intrigued.
Your line: “You looked bored so I came to fix that.”
Where: Malibu beach bonfire, uninvited.
Taurus — Slow Burn, But Make It Sexy
You don’t chase—you attract. Linger. Lock eyes. Make them earn your number.
Your line: “I don’t usually do this… but you seem like a decent investment.”
Where: An upscale rooftop bar. Bonus if there’s a DJ and truffle fries.
Gemini — Flirt With Everyone. Pick One Later.
You’re the butterfly of the bar crawl. Be mysterious. Leave a little trail of curiosity behind you.
Your line: “Guess my sign. If you get it wrong, you owe me a drink.”
Where: Karaoke night in Silver Lake.
Cancer — The Emotional Bait & Switch
Lead with heart, close with charm. You’ll be crying in the Uber home, but at least you’ll have a story.
Your line: “I just have a feeling we’ve met in another life.”
Where: Outdoor movie screening, sitting a little too close.
Leo — Make Them Come to You You are the main character. Post that thirst trap. Laugh a little louder. They’ll find you.
Your line: “You’re lucky I even made eye contact.”
Where: Chateau Marmont pool. Sunhat. Sunglasses. Silence.
Virgo — Accidentally Perfect, On Purpose
You’ll plan the whole date before they even ask. So just let them ask. Be subtle. Be smart.
Your line: “I made a reservation for one… unless you’d like to change that.”
Where: Farmer’s market. Button- down. Barely sweaty.
Libra — Flirt. Flatter. Float Away.
You’re charm in a sundress. Make everyone feel special and let them fight over you later.
Your line: “You have really good taste. In everything… clearly.”
Where: Wine tasting in Malibu. Bonus points if it’s a ‘plus-one’ wedding.
Scorpio — Play Mysterious. Pull Hard.
You’re the sexy riddle no one can solve. Give them a glimpse, then vanish for 48 hours.
Your line: “Don’t fall in love with me tonight.”
Where: A dimly lit speakeasy. Your eyes do most of the talking.
Sagittarius — Get Spontaneous & Slightly Reckless
Make your move by suggesting an impromptu getaway. Or a tattoo.
Your line: “This conversation feels like trouble. I like it.”
Where: On a hike that somehow ends with mezcal shots.
Capricorn — Flirt Like You’re Interviewing Them
Let them earn your soft side. But once they pass the vibe check? Game on.
Your line: “What’s your five-year plan… and does it involve brunch?”
Where: A networking event you lowkey made sexy.
Aquarius — Be Weird. Be Wonderful.
Lead with an obscure fun fact. Win them over with your oddity.
Your line: “Tell me something that would scare off most people.”
Where: Art exhibit or pop-up you “accidentally” curated.
Pisces — Romanticize the Moment. Then Dip.
Create a love story in your head before the first sip of wine. Just don’t get stuck there.
Your line: “Do you believe in fate or should I keep making eye contact?”
Where: A candlelit jazz night where your heartbreak is already scheduled.